Isn’t that just the plot of tfios?
why did you have to go there?
*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING
on the dick like
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode
wombat riding turtle
the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place
I was browsing on tumblr and I realized I had no ducks in my blog, what kind of horrible person was I?
- eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
- eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
- eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
- eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
- eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
- eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
- the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
- eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.
- eating chocolate can intoxicate you if you are a Vulcan